"Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you."

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

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"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

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"Hey, guard! Ian hollered out loud. "Do you think we could get a bathroom break? The guard seemed to snicker as he pointed to the grass outside the cell. Eena smirked at how dead-on her thoughts had been after all. "Come on, Ian complained. "She can't do that, she's a girl. The soldier smiled wryly, a shrug communicating his indifference. Eena laughed in her mind. (I don't know what you think's so funny. You're the one who's gotta pee.) Oddly enough, that fact just made her laugh even more."

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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."

"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"

"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."

"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."

"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."

"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

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"He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him."

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"Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you."