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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."
"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
Explore more quotes by Hedy Lamarr
"To be a star is to own the world and all the people in it. After a taste of stardom, everything else is poverty."
"The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order. Crude, but true."
"Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching."
"I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails."
"Most children turn out badly because they have the wrong parental image. This doesn't mean their parents are criminal. It means they are boring and cruel."
"I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the courtesy of a visit."
"Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one."
"I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why he was so popular. To me his voice was just a gimmick."
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