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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."
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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
Work
"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."
Winning
"I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box."
People
"I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last."
Answers
"What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."
Life
"I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
Fire
"Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?"
Favorite
"I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat."
March
"I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age."
Age
"Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course."
Thought
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