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"What is perfectly true is perfectly witty."
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"If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me."
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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"
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"Conversation of the Day - He: How do you describe yourself in two words?Me: You don't."
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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."
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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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"There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words."
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"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."
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"When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs."
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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."
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"Great men may jest with saints 'tis wit in them But in the less foul profanation."
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"We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears."
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"There are crimes which become innocent and even glorious through their splendor, number and excess."
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"The sure way to be cheated is to think one's self more cunning than others."
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"Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay."
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"In all professions each affects a look and an exterior to appear what he wishes the world to believe that he is. Thus we may say that the whole world is made up of appearances."
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"We say little, when vanity does not make us speak."
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"When our vices leave us, we like to imagine it is we who are leaving them."
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"He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks."
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"It is great folly to wish to be wise all alone."
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"If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss."
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