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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."
"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."
"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
"Conversation of the Day - He: How do you describe yourself in two words?Me: You don't."
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"We get so much in the habit of wearing disguises before others that we finally appear disguised before ourselves."
"When a man must force himself to be faithful in his love, this is hardly better than unfaithfulness."
"If there be a love pure and free from the admixture of our other passions, it is that which lies hidden in the bottom of our heart, and which we know not ourselves."
"We should often blush for our very best actions, if the world did but see all the motives upon which they were done."
"There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other."
"In friendship as well as love, ignorance very often contributes more to our happiness than knowledge."
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