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"Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it."
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"Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree."
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"And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did."
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"The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny."
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"I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country."
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"I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week."
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"I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness."
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"I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21."
Cats

"Yeah, some of my college friends and I have been tinkering around for years, you know, just for fun."
College

"I have a movie coming out called Spun, which will be at the Toronto Film Fest."
Film

"As I've gotten older I look like a man, finally."
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"But if you love animals for all the right reasons- and that's just love and affection- then you're going to go after animals who need you."
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"My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels."
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"The earth is a great big orphanage for most animals."
Animals

"Years later I made a movie with Wayne Newton, who has Arabians."
Years

"Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with."
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"But the thing about bad guys is that they have the biggest bosomed blond, they have great clothes and cars, and get great death scenes."
Death
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