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"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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"Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?"
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"A home without books is a body without soul."
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"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."
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"The best way of keeping a secret is to pretend there isn't one."
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"A home without a cat - and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat - may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?"
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"I am not bound for any public place, but for ground of my own where I have planted vines and orchard trees, and in the heat of the day climbed up into the healing shadow of the woods."
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"Never be the only one, except, possibly, in your own home."
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"A novelist is, like all mortals, more fully at home on the surface of the present than in the ooze of the past."
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"Don't come home a failure."
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"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
Baby
"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
Old
"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
People
"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."
Day
"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."
Thought
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
People
"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"
People
"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family
"I really don't require a whole lot in life."
Life
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