"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."

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"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."

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"A house from which nobody ever went away without feeling better in some way. A house in which there was always laughter."

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"So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home."

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