"And besides, I couldn't stay at the party. It was too dangerous. I nearly died.''From what?''Boredom."

Humor, Boredom, Risk, Fear

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"And besides, I couldn't stay at the party. It was too dangerous. I nearly died.''From what?''Boredom."

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