"DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship."

Humor, Religion, Satire, Belief

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"DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship."

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"Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

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"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills."

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"Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope."

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"Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay."

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"Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead."

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"Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced."

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"Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead."

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