"DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship."

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"DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship."

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"Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another."

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"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."

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"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."

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"Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly."

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"It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better."

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"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion."

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"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."

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"What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends."

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"Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you."

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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George R. R. Martin, American Author

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