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"If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it."

"If he can hit, he can hit. I don't care if he came from Class Z league."

"A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't."

"If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them."

"News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead."

"Nothing you build will ever last without a lot of tender-loving-care (TLC)."

"I didn't care about that because I'm not a diplomatic person to begin with. I just went along with things and did what I wanted to do because I knew they had to shoot their 12 pages a day. And when they realized that I didn't alter the text they really didn't mind what I did."

"I care about this state... and I feel a responsibility to get things done. If we stay healthy and play smart we can be a playoff team. I think we're on the right track."
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"


"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."


"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."


"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."


"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."


"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."


"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."


"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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