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Rita Rudner

"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."

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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."

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"Picasso once remarked I do not care who it is that has or does influence me as long as it is not myself."

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"Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,And where care lodges, sleep will never lie."

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"Care and diligence bring luck."

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"Heaven knows where I'll end up - but it's a safe bet that I'll never be at the top of anything! Nor do I particularly care to be."

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"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."

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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
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"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
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