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"I have more care to staythan will to go."
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"I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears."
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"You celebrate what works and you take tender care of what doesn't, with lotion, polish, and kindness."
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"I would like to sing someone to sleep,to sit beside someone and be there.I would like to rock you and sing softlyand go with you to and from sleep.I would like to be the one in the housewho knew: The night was cold.And I would like to listen in and listen outinto you, into the world, into the woods.The clocks shout to one another striking,and one sees to the bottom of time.And down below one last, strange man walks byand rouses a strange dog.And after that comes silence.I have laid my eyes upon you wide;and they hold you gently and let you gowhen something stirs in the dark."
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"Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing."
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"To be idle and to be poor have always been reproaches, and therefore every man endeavors with his utmost care to hide his poverty from others, and his idleness from himself."
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"Just handle the books gently and you'll get along fine."
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"Nothing you build will ever last without a lot of tender-loving-care (TLC)."
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"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."
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"I don't really care how we done it, we done it."
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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Children

"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Dogs

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
Marriage

"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet

"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."
Care

"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."
Mother

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
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