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"Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it."

"Just handle the books gently and you'll get along fine."

"Most of what we report from Congress they don't care about unless it affects them directly."

"No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends."

"Picasso once remarked I do not care who it is that has or does influence me as long as it is not myself."
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"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."


"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."


"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."


"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."


"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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