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"I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up."
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"I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up."
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"I have met many feminists who were not Lesbians but I have never met a Lesbian who was not a feminist."
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"I'm not even kind of a lesbian."
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"After that, I was offered lots of lesbian roles, but I didn't want them because I'd already played the best there was."
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"Well, I always looked at Mulan as a movie about a lesbian coming out."
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"If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush."
Painting
"I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first."
Experience
"I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up."
Lesbian
"I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine."
People
"I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it."
Home
"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
Comedy
"It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life."
Life
"I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim."
Television
"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."
Night
"In actual life I am a grumpy old bag."
Life
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