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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Experience
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Day
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
Father
"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
Children
"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart."
Living
"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
Actor
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
Being
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
Heart
"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
Family
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