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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Day
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
Death
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."
Man
"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."
May
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
Fish
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
Money
"I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
Hate
"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
Family
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
Food
"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
Habit
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