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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"Prohibition is better than no liquor at all."
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"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
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"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree."
Woman
"If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind."
Prosperity
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
Money
"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
Hell
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
Father
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Drink
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
Being
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
Death
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
Nerves
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