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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away."

""I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

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