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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

"We wait upon finite minds to validate infinite things- this is evidence of human stupidity."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money."

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."

"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."

"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
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