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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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"People are stupid, because of watching the same over and over and over and over - which goes as far as I can tell hell."
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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
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"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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"We wait upon finite minds to validate infinite things- this is evidence of human stupidity."
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"And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope."
Humor
"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"
Day
"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again."
Life
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
Evil
"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."
Death
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
Atheism
"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
Psychology
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."
Symbol
"Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul, now it's trying to save its body."
Culture
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
Relationship
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