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Anne Wilson Schaef

"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive."

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"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

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"The real satire starts when I'm shockingly mocked,not mockingly shocked."

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"They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence."

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"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."

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"He has got no good red blood in his body," said Sir James."No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses," said Mrs. Cadwallader."

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"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."

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"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"

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"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."

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"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."

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"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."

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