"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive."

Anne Wilson Schaef, American Psychologist

Humor, Life, People, Fun

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"I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive."

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