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"I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all."
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"What is now proved was once only imagined."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now."
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"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."
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"It is correct that I overlooked the contamination of the party, not just now but also in the past."
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"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."
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"I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film."
Film
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
Comedy
"People in New York love having roof parties."
Love
"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."
People
"I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work."
Time
"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
Experience
"If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts."
Brother
"I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written."
Years
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
Funny
"I will not be misquoted!"
Will
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