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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"My own sense of family, where I came from and what I made for myself is an important part of my life."
Life
"Courage comes in different forms. There's strength--that's the muscle. But love's the heart. When you put them together, you can do anything."
Motivation
"Be yourself. Be true to that, to your heart. Patience. See what happens if you step back instead of bounding forward."
Self
"Evil cannot and will not be vanquished by evil. Dark will only swallow dark and deepen. The good and the light are the keenest weapons."
Philosophy
"Sex might satisfy, food might fuel, love might sustain, but without coffee, what is the point?"
Humor
"Fictional people are people, too, otherwise why would we care what happens to them?"
Literature
"I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet."
Humor
"When you find somebody you love, all the way through, and she loves you-even with your weaknesses, your flaws, everything starts to click into place. And if you can talk to her, and she listens, if she makes you laugh, and makes you think, makes you want, makes you see who you really are, and who you are is better, just better with her, you'd be crazy not to want to spend the rest of your life with her. (Carter Maguire)"
Relationship
"Certainly the plagiarism, and dealing with the fallout of it, was the most difficult thing I've ever faced since I started writing."
Writing
"Parker: She believed, absolutely, that each person, each heart, had a counterpart-had a mate. A rightness. She'd always believed it, and understood that unshakable belief was a reason she was good at what she did."
Romance
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