"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."

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"Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning."

Winston Churchill, English Statesman

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"I lay my head on his chest and listen to his heart beating, solid and sure.....he reads me so well. He's known about my emotional empathy since we were children. Nothing disturbs him...Few can lie to me... I don't know the truth, only that there is a lie. It takes a scrupulously honest man to love me. That's my Sean. We learned to trust each other completely before we were old enough to have learned suspicion."

Karen Marie Moning, American Author

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"I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don't trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it."

Charles Dickens, English Novelist

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"Envy, bleating 'I'm as good as you', is the hotbed of Fascism."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"A man in loss is not a man to trust."

Auliq Ice, Ugandan Economist

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"Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment."

Seneca, Roman Philosopher

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"We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect."

Henry David Thoreau, American Author

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"The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it. My beliefs I test on my body, on my intuitional consciousness, and when I get a response there, then I accept."

David Herbert Lawrence, English Writer

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"Responsibilities are given to him on whom trust rests. Responsibility is always a sign of trust."

James Cash Penney, American Businessman

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"He who has no faith in others shall find no faith in them."

Lao Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

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"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."

Aging

"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."

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"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."

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"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."

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"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."

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"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."

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"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything."

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

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"We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective."

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"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."

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