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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
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"I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job."
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"My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that's possible. I was always humming and things like that."
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"My father is the jailhouse. My father is your system... I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you."
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"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."
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"The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying, No, I've got my flight to Sydney in two hours. I'm getting on a plane."
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"My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker."
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"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry."
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"Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other."
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"I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Singing
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
Father
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Money
"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
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"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Body
"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
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