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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
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"To he who avenges a father, nothing is impossible."
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"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"Dad made it to Gold Shield Detective, so he always busted Robin, my oldest brother, and me. Always got caught, whatever we were doing."
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"My father, who had previously been a civil engineer, died in the great influenza epidemic of 1918."
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"What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason."
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"I would ask my dad what he did, and he'd say, 'I listen to people's problems.' In some way what he did for a living is in my genes."
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"My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your dad to die, because there's an awful lot of things you have to resolve with your parents past your teens if you've been a difficult teenager."
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"My Dad died during the flu epidemic in 1918 when I was 4 years old. He left a lot of classical recordings behind that I began listening to at an early age, so he must have been a music lover."
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"I'll never forget my father's response when I told him I wanted to be a lawyer. He said, 'If you do this, no man will ever want you.'"
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
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"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
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"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
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"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."
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"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
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"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
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"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
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