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"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery."
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"Life is defined by time and seasons."
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"If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late."
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"All things are made beautiful at a timely hour."
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"Any moment which is not captured is loss in the events of time."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Time is a concrete product."
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"Time must be converted into product."
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"The sacred-time determines the due events."
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"Time is thought."
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"Time is life."
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"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
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"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
Building
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"
Society
"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
Trust
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
Life
"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."
Society
"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
Humor
"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
Humor
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
Television
"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
Religion
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