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"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."
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"Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good."
"Lines and greyness are nature's way of telling you not to fuck with someone - the equivalent of yellow and black lines on a wasp, or the markings on the back of a black widow spider."
"When you're twenty-one, life is a roadmap. It's only when you get to twenty-five or so that you begin to suspect you've been looking at the map upside down, and not until you're forty are you entirely sure. By the time you're sixty, take it from me, you're fucking lost."
"When you start believing that you are too old to enjoy something, you lose so much joy in your life."
"One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over."
"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."
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"Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls."
"If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting."
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