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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive."

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
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"I compare it to being in a car accident. There's so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you don't remember any of the details."
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