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Emo Philips

"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."

Emo Philips, American Comedian
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"People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi."

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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

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"A lot of people got lost in Hollywood while trying to become a star. They lost themselves."

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"First, this isn't about telecommuting, because we still have offices that people will come to regularly when they need to brainstorm together, meet with clients, or do research in the library."

Jay Chiat, American Businessman
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"People think that child-support enforcement benefits children, but it doesn't."

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"I am not for raising taxes on the American people in a soft economy."

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"The Obama administration has now taken exactly the same position as the Bush administration. I don't see how you can keep people from knowing who visits the White House and adhere to a policy of openness and transparency."

Anne Weismann, American Lawyer
People, Policy, Now
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"I do think you feel a little bit like you are preying on people's lives."

Emily Watson, English Actress
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"Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam."

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"The next release of mainline is going to have a lot of the advanced features people want, by the way."

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"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist
People, Problems, Want

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"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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"The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks."
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"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
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"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."
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"Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist."
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