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"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist."
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"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."
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"Wherever your thoughts and beliefs can take you, you can go there."
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"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
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"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."
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"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."
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"The moment comes when a character does or says something you hadn't thought about. At that moment he's alive and you leave it to him."
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"Doubt isn't original."
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"One great use of words is to hide our thoughts."
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"Those 'back burner' thoughts, the ones the brain isn't quite sure about yet, may cook the slowest yet they often manage to be the tastiest when they come out."
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"The survival of poor opinions can make a thinker feel as though he is failing humanity."
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"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."
Truth
"I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it."
Work
"I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme."
Thought
"Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical."
Books
"I don't really think of myself as an actor."
Actor
"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
Famous
"I don't want to do the same thing over and over again."
Want
"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."
Woman
"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."
Planning
"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
Jokes
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