"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

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"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."

Stockwell Day, Canadian Politician

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"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"A young man married is a man that's marred."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don't know how poorly off they are."

Stephen King, American Author

Marriage, Truth, Regret, Happiness, Love

"When she had first crossed the dry and dusty world which his mind inhabited she had been like a spring shower; in opening himself to it he had not been mistaken. He had gone wrong only in assuming that marriage, by itself, gave him either power or title to appropriate that freshness. As he now saw, one might as well have thought one could buy a sunset by buying the field from which one had seen it."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner, American Comedian

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"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage."

Charlotte Bronte, British Novelist

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"What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!" exclaimed Lord Henry. " A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know."

Bette Davis, American Actress

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"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

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"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

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"Our national media refuses to report that even the Supreme Court did not say marriage was a human right in all cases nor did it say that the heterosexual definition violated anyone's right or that the heterosexual definition of marriage was unconstitutional."

"Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married."

"A young man married is a man that's marred."

"A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don't know how poorly off they are."

"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."

"What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage."

"What nonsense people talk about happy marriages!" exclaimed Lord Henry. " A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."

"An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know."

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"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."

"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."