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"What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'"
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"Some people stay in the academic world just to avoid becoming self-aware. You can quote me on that."
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"Because one of the benefits of getting older, I guess-there are very few benefits, really - most of them are a pain in the butt. People depend on me more; they believe in me more, they think I'm good."
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"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."
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"There is no "slippery slope" toward loss of liberties, only a long staircase where each step downward must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders."
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"I went across the fields to avoid the straight highways, along the firing lines where people were shooting at a small wooded hill, which is now covered with wooden crosses and lines of graves instead of spring flowers."
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"Saddam Hussein has been brutal against his people, but when he was committing those crimes, the international community did not come to the rescue of the Iraqis."
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"It's hard to build a brand, competitively, and tell people what you do as well."
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"There are people out there who want me to fail, who want Jude to fail, who want our relationship to fail."
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"The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none."
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"I think we're giving people something new that people didn't know was out there before."
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"Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'"
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"Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'"
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"At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water."
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"We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray."
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"Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House."
Life

"What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'"
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"Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school."
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"Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green."
Money

"Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami."
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"I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed."
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