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"Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous."
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"He smiles, and he's made of trouble. We should have dropped him in the Thames in a bag of stones. We should have left him out for the fairies."
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"Rogerson," I asked him sweetly as we sat watching a video in the pool house, "where would I find the pelagic zone?""In the open sea," he said. "Now shut up and eat your Junior Mints."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"The fun we'll have tonight is called figging."
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"Wit is the only wall between us and the dark."
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
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"I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality."
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"I just meant maybe you could set here and drink one of em with me.He squinted at her. You ever notice how women have trouble takin no for a answer? I think itstarts about age three.What about men?They get used to it. They better."
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"A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing."
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"Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one."
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"I think it's impossible for any of us not to find television, and the political process at its best on television, compelling."
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"I've always shied away from conventional wisdom, though I know the power of it."
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"I think Chris Matthews is a very bright guy. I'd listen to him even if he didn't shout at people."
People

"I am sensitive to the value of faith and religion and spirituality in people's lives because I'm a journalist."
Faith

"As a journalist, one tends to think there's nothing off limits."
War

"I'm an immigrant and I've always wanted to write something about America."
Immigration

"Al Gore has dedicated his life to detail. George W. Bush has not. He's the first to admit it."
Life

"I have gone through a period of seeking to understand what or how strong or what are the connections I have to God."
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"Whatever you may think of Mrs. Clinton as a character, I think she believes quite strongly in public service."
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"It is essential for politicians to make a connection with us, as Franklin Roosevelt did, as Teddy Roosevelt did, as John F. Kennedy did, as Ronald Reagan did."
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