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Demetri Martin

"If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters."

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Demetri Martin
"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."

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Demetri Martin
"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is."

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Demetri Martin
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything."

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Demetri Martin
"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy."

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Demetri Martin
"I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it."

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Demetri Martin
"I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'"

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Demetri Martin
"Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral."

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Demetri Martin
"If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters."

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Demetri Martin
"I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'"

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Demetri Martin
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

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Aberjhani

"I like the storytelling and reading the letters, the long-distance dedications. Anytime in radio that you can reach somebody on an emotional level, you're really connecting."

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Aberjhani

"I like the storytelling and reading the letters, the long-distance dedications."

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Aberjhani

"I received thousands of letters of support from all around the world, all because I wanted to go to school."

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Aberjhani

"He who receives a great many letters demanding answer, sees himself as if engaged in a hopeless struggle of one man against the rest of the world."

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Aberjhani

"My songs are just little letters to me."

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Aberjhani

"I get about 25 letters a month, and I answer every one of them."

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Aberjhani

"At present I answer about 100 letters a month, and read 300 emails."

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"If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters."

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Aberjhani

"The letters from jail are always disconcerting."

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Aberjhani

"I wish there was something that - I get all those wonderful letters and wonderful acknowledgments, and I wish I could be more appreciative of what I do. But it's hard for me."

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