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Ogden Nash

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

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"Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen."

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"Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."

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"What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories."

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"There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all earnestness and delivers a long, pleased speech in all the true inflections of spoken English, but with not one recognizable syllable."

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"It doesn't matter how old you are.It does matter how much you care."

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"Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth."

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"If you will always remember your age and forget your dream, you will live great years and narrow impacts will come out of it."

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"A lot of its readers are of an age where they forget to cancel."

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"How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days."

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"All the faults of the age come from Christianity and journalism. Christianity, of course, but why journalism?"

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"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
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"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
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