"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

Age, Home, Hope, Middleage

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"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

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"Error is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age."

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, German Poet

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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

Ogden Nash, American Poet

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"Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think."

Michael Caine, English Actor

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"For example, UNICEF works with governments to change legislation such as in India where a law was passed raising the age of compulsory school completion to keep children in school and away from the workplace for longer."

Carol Bellamy, American Educator

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"To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging, men buy fast cars."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Age, Man, Youth

"Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance."

Friedrich Schiller, German Dramatist

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"The '80s were about trying to establish myself as an actor with a career. And being a teenager enjoying the fruits of being successful with lots of what I think is appropriate for that age."

Rob Lowe, American Actor

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"You don't have to be age 20 and size zero to be sexually viable or viable as a woman."

Belinda Carlisle, American Musician

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"We chose thirteen because that is the age that Elvis left to go to Memphis."

Henry Dodge, American Politician

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"Error is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think."

"For example, UNICEF works with governments to change legislation such as in India where a law was passed raising the age of compulsory school completion to keep children in school and away from the workplace for longer."

"To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging, men buy fast cars."

"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age."

"Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance."

"The '80s were about trying to establish myself as an actor with a career. And being a teenager enjoying the fruits of being successful with lots of what I think is appropriate for that age."

"You don't have to be age 20 and size zero to be sexually viable or viable as a woman."

"We chose thirteen because that is the age that Elvis left to go to Memphis."

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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance."

"Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long."

"Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?"

"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"

"Women would rather be right than reasonable."

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"Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind."

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"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."