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"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
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"There have been as many varieties of socialists as there are wild birds that fly in the woods and sometimes go up and on through the clouds."

"But hopes are Shy Birds flying at a great distance seldom reached by the best of Guns."

"What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?"

"When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression."

"Birds are indicators of the environment. If they are in trouble, we know we'll soon be in trouble."

"The most ordinary conditions for observing sailing birds are then the wind and sea are both aft."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
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