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"The doctrine that war is always a greater evil seems to imply a materialist ethic, a belief that death and pain are the greatest evils. But I do not think they are... All men die, and most men miserably. That two soldiers on opposite sides, each believing his own country to be in the right, each at the moment when his selfishness is most in abeyance and his will to sacrifice in the ascendant, should kill [each] other in plain battle seems to me by no means one of the most terrible things in this terrible world."
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"Words of war, on a piece of paper. Where peace is torn off, crumbled and toss in the waste basket."
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"What is the first thing we did when we took control of Iraq? Protect the oil fields. Remember the administration quote about how the oil would pay for the war."
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"There are two things which a democratic people will always find very difficult - to begin a war and to end it."
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"Those people who want to express their religious beliefs on public property should enjoy the same rights that we provide to those protesting the war in Iraq."
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"In the matter of war, ask this question to yourself and to your own fellow country men: Have you ever seen any politician in your country without legs, without arms, without eyes after war? No! You can't see such a thing because honourless politicians always stay in the safe ports while they send others to the zone of death!"
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"In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion."
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"Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace."
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"Eventually, I was sent to Wales and Germany, and after the war, to Paris."
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"Why do we decorate the world with the ugliness of war when nature is so beautiful and kind?"
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"My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."
Mother

"Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie."
War

"Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's."
Being

"We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."
People

"I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it."
Age

"Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience."
Idea

"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
Funny

"Money is sensual."
Money

"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
Funny

"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
Youth
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