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"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
Father
"Old is always fifteen years from now."
Now
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
Life
"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
Kids
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
End
"Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger."
Work
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
Father
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
Success
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
Parenting
"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them."
Civilization
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"Love nature as if it is your own garden of love."
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Personal Development
"Nourish yourself with the water of love to grow flowers of happiness in the garden of your heart."
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Personal Development
"Live is not about constantly fighting to keep someone in your life. It is about constantly fighting for a better life together."
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Personal Development
"Love has power in it; it can melt any heart, if your love is true and divine."
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Personal Development
"When you truly love someone, you want to please and honor them by the way you act. How you treat someone shows whether or not you really care about them."
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Personal Development
"Be brave. Be kind. Be simple. Above all, be crazy with love."
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Personal Development
"The human race should learn from dogs about the enormous power of love."
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Personal Development
"Love is the ultimate power. Never forget to use it to win over your enemies."
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Personal Development
"Be the God or goddess of love and love everyone."
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Personal Development
"Love is a spiritual soul."
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Personal Development
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