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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
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"Those who invalidate reason ought seriously to consider whether they argue against reason with or without reason."

"I'll not listen to reason... reason always means what someone else has got to say."

"The word "belief" is a difficult thing for me. I don't believe. I must have a reason for a certain hypothesis. Either I know a thing, and then I know it - I don't need to believe it."

"The main advantage of the omniscient approach is that it's the easiest to handle. That's the major reason so many writers select it."
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"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

"The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun."

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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