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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."
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"My mother wanted me to be a concert pianist."
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"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"I loved my mother, she's a good girl."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
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"My mother couldn't have been happier when I said I was moving to New York."
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"I remember all too well the premiere of Ecstasy when I watched my bare bottom bounce across the screen and my mother and father sat there in shock."
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"I punched my mother out once."
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"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
Love
"My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere."
Mother
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief."
Man
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
Will
"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."
Life
"I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free."
Wonder
"I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom."
Wisdom
"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
Finance
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
Dream
"America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks."
America
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