"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

Life, Death, Evening

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"And there wasn't anything he wanted to do that he couldn't make time for. What did he have to mope about, really? What more did he want? Love, he could hear Eve saying. Purpose. Love. Purpose. Those are the things that you can't plan for. Those are the things that just happen. And what if they don't happen? Do you spend your whole life pining for them? Waiting to be happy?"

Rainbow Rowell, American Author

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"Eleanor had never thought about killing herself " ever " but she thought a lot about stopping."

Rainbow Rowell, American Author

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"An artist is he for whom the goal and center of life is to form his mind."

Karl Schlegel, German Philosopher

Life, Goal, Artist, Mind

"Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting."

P. G. Wodehouse, English Writer

Life, Despair, Salvation, Worth

"The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of?"

Shannon L. Alder, American Author

Life, Creation, Truth, Wisdom

"If you have never met a woman that would never give up, then you have never met a woman that has seen miracles."

Shannon L. Alder, American Author

Life, Faith, Truth, Happiness, Wisdom

"People who truly live their lives don't have time to complain or judge others. They're too busy enjoying life and love and everything in between!"

Charlotte Eriksson, American Psychologist

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"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum."

Oliver Wendell Holmes, American Writer

Life, Painting

"You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down."

Stephen King, American Author

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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

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"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

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"Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun."

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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"

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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Eleanor had never thought about killing herself " ever " but she thought a lot about stopping."

"An artist is he for whom the goal and center of life is to form his mind."

"Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting."

"The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of?"

"If you have never met a woman that would never give up, then you have never met a woman that has seen miracles."

"People who truly live their lives don't have time to complain or judge others. They're too busy enjoying life and love and everything in between!"

"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum."

"You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down."

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"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."

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"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

"Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun."

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."