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Garrison Keillor

"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."

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Donna Grant

"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."

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Donna Grant

"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick."

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Donna Grant

"Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him."

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Donna Grant

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."

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Donna Grant

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."

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Donna Grant

"On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners."

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Donna Grant

"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."

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Donna Grant

"I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food."

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Donna Grant

"Every major food company now has an organic division. There's more capital going into organic agriculture than ever before."

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Donna Grant

"In addition to contributing to erosion, pollution, food poisoning, and the dead zone, corn requires huge amounts of fossil fuel - it takes a half gallon of fossil fuel to produce a bushel of corn."

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Garrison Keillor
"Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve."

Time

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Garrison Keillor
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."

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Garrison Keillor
"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."

Life

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Garrison Keillor
"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."

Life

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"It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming."

Society

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Garrison Keillor
"I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy."

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"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

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Garrison Keillor
"Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people."

Time

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"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."

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Garrison Keillor
"A book is a gift you can open again and again."

Literature

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