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W. C. Fields

"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."

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"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."

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"More and more couples are having this negotiation or discussion, but I'm still amazed at the number who aren't and where the cultural norm sort of kicks in and they just assume that mom's got to be the one who stays home, not dad."

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"My grandfather, on my father's side, helped to draft one of the first constitutions of China. He was a fairly well-known scholar."

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"It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father."

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"And my dad wanted me to play the trumpet because that's what he liked. His idol was Louis Armstrong. My dad thought my teeth came together in a way that was perfect for playing the trumpet."

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"When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also."

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"Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works."

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"My father wasn't a very good lawyer. He thought the law was sacred and something that was meant to help people. He didn't charge people like he should have... which is why I was allowed to play bars and strip joints when I was 14."

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"Joanna points her camera at a section of society unused to having cameras pointed at it. But I don't know about categorizing them in terms of class; I'm a bit wary of that. My dad is the son of a shipbuilder."

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