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"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
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"I am so excited to extend myself behind the scenes as a designer and to - as my father puts it - finally have a real job."
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"My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that's possible. I was always humming and things like that."
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"My father is the jailhouse. My father is your system... I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you."
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"I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father."
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"The moment my doctor told me, I went silent. My mum and dad were with me, then we all went to pieces. I was saying, No, I've got my flight to Sydney in two hours. I'm getting on a plane."
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"My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker."
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"When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry."
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"Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other."
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"I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living."
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"I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me."
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"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
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"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
Liquor
"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
Water
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
Father
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Drink
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
Heart
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
People
"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."
May
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