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"Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity

"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy

"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
Kitchen

"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny

"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
Food

"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father

"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
Mother

"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World

"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death."
Death

"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
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"He wanted nothing, for the time being, except to understand .... Without advice, assistance or plan, he began reading an incongruous assortment of books; he would find some passage which he could not understand in one book, and he would get another on that subject .... There was no order in his reading; but there was order in what remained of it in his mind."
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"You're afraid of making mistakes. Don't be. Mistakes can be profited by."
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"Reading is an activity of civilized beings."
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"Whate'er I read to her. I'll plead for youAs for my patron, stand you so assured,As firmly as yourself were in still place - Yea, and perhaps with more successful wordsThan you, unless you were a scholar, sir.O this learning, what a thing it is!"
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"Don't be ashamed of your ignorance, be ashamed of your unwillingness to overcome it."
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Personal Development

"Dare to read."
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"The greatest treasures are books."
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Personal Development

"Do not be ready to listen to anyone who is ready to show you your past mistakes instead, be ready to listen to someone who is ready to show you the untold lessons from your past mistakes so that you may be able to skip your future mistakes."
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"I've often heard it said, a preacherMight learn, with a comedian for a teacher."
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"We do not need to teach our children how to fight. We need to teach our children the miraculousness and transientness of life."
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Personal Development
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