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George Carlin

"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."

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Asa Don Brown

"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."

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Asa Don Brown

"In January 1944 I was called up by the Forced Labor Service, but I deserted on October 10, 1944."

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Asa Don Brown

"I'd rather have a search engine or a compiler on a deserted island than a game."

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Asa Don Brown

"A nice pop star would do you nice on one of those deserted islands."

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

People

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George Carlin
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."

Hell

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George Carlin
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

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George Carlin
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."

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George Carlin
"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."

Self-Help

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George Carlin
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

Crime

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George Carlin
"It's never just a game when you're winning."

Achievement

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George Carlin
"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

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George Carlin
"It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off."

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George Carlin
"TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again."

Life

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