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"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."
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"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
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"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
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