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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs."
Home
"I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.""
Famous
"Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?"
Change
"I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment.""
Thought
"Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."
Art
"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."
Meaning
"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."
Humor
"Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches."
Attention
"I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?"
Fun
"During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered."
People
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