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"Sometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying."
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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"Laughter is carbonated holiness."
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"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."
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"Alas poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy."
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"Being called "dangerous" by a cat could mean a great many things, but it was generally delivered as something of a compliment."
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"Good God. Men everywhere."
Observation
"You can't save everyone, though God knows you try."
Emotion
"Sometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying."
Humor
"I'd seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many."
Mystery
"How do you feel right now?" "I hurt like hell.""You'll feel worse tomorrow.""So?""So, better get a jump on this while you still feel...not as bad.""What kind of logic is that?" I retorted."
Healing
"Wow." I hadn't thought Dimitri could be any cooler, but I was wrong. "You beat up your dad. I mean, that's really horrible...what happened. But, wow. You really are a god."He blinked. "What?""Uh, nothing."
Family
"Except, now that I don't have a car, I can't really make good on my birthday promise. Sydney thought about it for several moments. "Well. I've got a car.An hour later, I vowed I'd never make fun of that Mazda again."
Relationship
"In the real world, you can make your own miracles."
Life
"I had a standing arrangement with God: I'd agree to believe in Him -barely- as long as He let me sleep in on Sundays."
Faith
"How we love others is affected by how we love ourselves, and for the first time in a long time, I was whole."
Love
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