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"If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off."
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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."
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"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."
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"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."
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"Less than an hour before he'd congratulated himself on escaping all the traps of Earth, all the snares of Man. Not knowing that the greatest trap of all, the final and the fatal trap, lay on this present planet."
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"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again."
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"Go now, verses, on your light feet, you have not trodden hard on the old earth where the graves laugh when they see their guests, the one corpse stacked on top of the other. Go now and stagger to her whom I do not know."
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"We are so much the victims of abstraction that with the Earth in flames we can barely rouse ourselves to wander across the room and look at the thermostat."
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"One of the prerogatives by which man is eminently distinguished from all other living beings inhabiting this globe of earth, consists in the gift of reason."
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"By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers."
Government
"People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again."
Money
"The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money."
Money
"There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two."
Success
"Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them."
Books
"Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters."
Earth
"If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off."
Earth
"Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing."
Complexity
"Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread."
Fear
"People do not win people fights. Lawyers do."
People
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