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"If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off."
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"We were on the dark side of the Earth when we started to see outside the window this soft pink glow, which is a lot of little angry ions out there going very fast. We were hitting them very fast."
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"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."
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"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."
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"It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth."
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"When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it."
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"He who is only just is cruel. Who on earth could live were all judged justly?"
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"Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual)."
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"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."
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"It's only when you're flying above it that you realize how incredible the Earth really is."
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"Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair."
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"Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters."
Earth
"Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases."
Law
"If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance."
Management
"If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice."
Selling
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
Computer
"There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two."
Success
"If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off."
Earth
"Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them."
Books
"People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again."
Money
"Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing."
Complexity
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