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"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
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"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy."
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"When I go to a concert, I can't believe that people pay lots of money to see a band that they obviously like and then they dance the whole time."
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"When you play music with someone who has a heart rather than playing with someone who is just doing it for money or is cynical it makes all the difference."
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
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"Writing is not the easiest way to make a living. Your work long hours, usually all by yourself. It is not a way to make money."
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"When you do portraits professionally it's not a desire, it's for money."
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"I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven months, and it just came over me that I was never going to work again. It hit me."
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"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."
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"Just make as much money as you can, but try your best not to rob or get robbed, it will sweep all that you have and leave your hands empty."
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"A man may be a tough, concentrated, successful money-maker and never contribute to his country anything more than a horrible example."
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"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."
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"There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky."
Thought
"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
School
"To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap."
Work
"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."
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"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."
Truth
"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."
Nature
"The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge."
People
"I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned."
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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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