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"One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs."
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"The folly which we might have ourselves committed is the one which we are least ready to pardon in another."

"If he had known unstructured space is a delugeand stocked his log house-boat with all the animals even the wolves, he might have floated. But obstinate hestated, The land is solid and stamped, watching his foot sink down through the stone up to his knee. From "Progressive insanities of a pioneer."
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"Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white."

"Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization."

"Christian: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbour."

"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."

"Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught."

"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
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