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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."

"Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven."

"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."

"The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s, was designed to attract children to movie theaters."

"Sometimes with my children, I remember exactly how I felt as the child in this situation, not just how it feels to be me."

"Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?"
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"


"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."


"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."


"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."


"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"


"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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