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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
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"Where you raise your children isn't as important as how you raise your children."
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"Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves."
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"I went to Brooklyn College and met this beautiful Jewish girl named Merle, with dark hair, exotic looking and brilliant. So we got married and had three children."
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"I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring."
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
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"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
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"I want the privilege of guiding the arrows of my children and giving them the exhortations that can shoot them into the high place."
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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
Feet
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
Old
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
Men
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Life
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
Men
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
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