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"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."
Hair
"I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now."
Boyfriend
"I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly."
Ugly
"If we can send a man to the moon, then why don't we send a woman?"
Man
"My greatest fear is flying. And I do a lot of flying, so that's a bummer."
Fear
"I like to walk around my apartment naked. I like sitting around in the nude watching sports, actually."
Sports
"I wish I had Wonder Woman's magic lasso like her to make people tell the truth."
Truth
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"He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend."
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"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
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"My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good."
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"West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend."
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"The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend."
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"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
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"Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule."
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"I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now."
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"I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a crush on me but I was too shy to talk to them."
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