top of page
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas

"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day."

Standard 
 Customized
"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day."

Exlpore more Day quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

Day,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."

Day,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

Day,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Sometimes I still worry that the next day will be the last day of the Earth."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lord's day or Sunday, yet it was never denominated the Sabbath; a name constantly appropriate to Saturday, or the Seventh day both by sacred and ecclesiastical writers."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The statements of four witnesses of unquestioned integrity, traveling with me that day, attest that such comments were never made and confirm that it simply did not happen."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I try to be the best man I can for the day."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

Explore more quotes by Johnny Vegas

Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."
Quote_1.png
Johnny Vegas
"My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with."
bottom of page