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"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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"Extolling the virtues of conservation of energy, Churchill advised, "Never stand when you can sit, and never sit when you can lie down."

"Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty-never give in, except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

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"A man must choose his own way of life, and it is only by following out one's own bent that there can be the really harmonious life."
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