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W. C. Fields

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

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"In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond."

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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."

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"So, when I say 'match the hatch', if the fish are taking the nymph, and you're actually producing a replica of a flying insect, you'll catch fresh air."

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"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."

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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"

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"Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass player to play with someone who's so creative on the drums, and lately it's been really good, especially during sound checks."

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