"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"

"Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long."

"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."

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"When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers."

"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."

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