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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
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"The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."
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"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."
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"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."
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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
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"Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides."
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
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"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."
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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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"Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass player to play with someone who's so creative on the drums, and lately it's been really good, especially during sound checks."
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"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
Cure
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it."
Liquor
"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."
Drink
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
Heart
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
People
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Day
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
Nerves
"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
Money
"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
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