"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

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W. C. Fields, American Comedian

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"In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond."

"Lately Fish and I have been hooking up more, which is a good thing because it's just been a struggle for me as a bass player to play with someone who's so creative on the drums, and lately it's been really good, especially during sound checks."

"When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers."

"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."

"I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now."

"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."

"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."

"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."

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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."

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