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"Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car."
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"It was as if my whole life revolved around trying to judge the appropriate point in a conversation to say goodbye."
"Be interested yourself, and you will interest others."
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"These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous, and most importantly, you got to send them to the recycle bin."
"Did you see that dress? "I saw the dress. "Did you like it? He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance? When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school. I smiled and fell asleep."
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"People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own."
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"Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs."
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