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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
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"I'd rather direct than produce. Any day. And twice on Sunday."

"I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back."

"I like the George Romero films, which were really great, social satire movies; really twisted."

"I would never do something like Speed 2 again. If I'd wanted to make those kind of movies I could have signed up for five of them while it was in the can. It wasn't worth it to me. That was just an innocuous, boring movie."
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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."


"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."


"The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."


"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."


"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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