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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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"I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, After the day's great sun!"
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."
Dress
"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."
England
"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
Night
"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."
Family
"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."
Night
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
Love
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
First
"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."
Day
"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"
Children
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Sex
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